What is the belly button for?

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I spent the last 3.5 days deciding on this blog title. That includes staring at random username generators, online rhyming dictionaries and samosapedia till my eyes were dry as flake.

I finally chose a writing prompt from my first grade creative writing class. (No my memory has never been elephantine plus creative writing was unheard of in the school I attended. During the day, I masquerade as a rational adult and teach reading and writing to a class of twenty seven children.)

I’m telling you all this so you will reconsider whatisthebellybuttonfor1.wordpress.com.

Ok, thank you.